| Date 2004/2005 | Name | Fine (£) | Description | Nominator |
| 30th Jan | Nick Heathcote | 1 | Poor attitude to winning: Won 5 out of 6 seat races only to comment "I'm bored of winning" | Pete Land |
| 30th Jan | Tom Edward Moss | 1 | Poor excuse for abandoning squad at weekend - a cutesy wutsey maths camp! | Thommo |
| 30th Jan | Rory Maxwell | 1 | Incompetent and reckless steering in a pair. Incl a visit into the reeds. | Pete land |
| 30th Jan | Pete Land | 1 | Abandoning
crewmates: Took extended break in clubhouse (Incl cup of tea) between races 3&4 whilst crew shivered waiting for him on the pontoon |
Self Confessed |
| 30th Jan | Graham Allin | 1 | Sudden and Violent Farting during the row up to the start of a race. | Pete Land |
| 30th Jan | Ben Turner | 1 | Being the heaviest Bow man in Thames RC history | Fines Treasurer |
| 30th Jan | Ben Turner | 1 | Lacking
the decency gene/Indecent advances to a cox: His comment to Hannah "Hannah, do you mind tickling my arse a bit please during the race? It makes me feel so good." |
Pete Land |
| 30th Jan | Ben Turner | 1 | Lacking the good taste gene: sporting an ill fitting pink headband in a boat | Fines Treasurer |
| 30th Jan | Olly Raisbeck | 1 | Urinating from the pontoon at Dorney in full view of Lake Officials | Andy Wilkins |
| 30th Jan | Pritch | 1 | Zero tolerance: Calling Olly an 'animal' for the above when a fatherly word was required. | Andy Wilkins |
| 30th Jan | Martin Kelly | 1 | Dangerous steering: losing race so tried to 'bump' other boat | Andy
Wilkins & Thommo |
| 29th Jan | Dave Philips | 2 | Trying to run over squad members and wearing a minging sun visor in a boat on a non minging kit weekend. | Fines Treasurer |
| 29th Jan | Chris Bond | 1 | Making riding in a Porsche look as joyful as inhaling Olly's air | Fines Treasurer |
| 29th Jan | Sean Everett | 1 | Creative, but utterly pants boat tying | Fines Treasurer |
| 29th Jan | Andy Green | 1 | Having
a medical procedure the day b4 seat racing and not telling Paddy. (http://www.colon-cleanse-constipation.com/colonic-irrigation.html) |
Paddy |
| 29th Jan | Jules Bury | 1 | Being sick in the boat (after the first race!) | Self Confessed |
| 28th Jan | Pritch | 1 | Sending emails advocating cruelty to animals | Fines Treasurer |
| 28th Jan | Richard Greenhous | 1 | Slanderous email undermining the club captain: insinuating the Captain expects the squad to sacrifice personal goals for his. | Fines Treasurer |
| 28th Jan | Martin Kelly | 0.3 | Return receipt response | Committee |
| 27th Jan | Andy Wilkins | 1 | Breaking an erg in retaliation for England again beating SA on the sports field | Olly Raisbeck |
| 26th Jan | Alex Brooks | 1 | Shamimg the squad by acting as a PA for a London rower | Martin Kelly |
| 26th Jan | Paddy | 1 | Letting the cat out of the 'Turnip sweepstake weigh-in' bag | Thommo |
| 25th Jan | Charlie Fisher | 1 | Staggering lack of diplomacy from a management consultant - Entering a 'private' email conversation and bringing his soap box with him. | Andy Wilkins |
| 25th Jan | Stephen Dooley | 3 | Lack
of confidentiality unbeffiting a trainee solicitor - caught washing his
private linen by public email |
Whole Squad |
| 25th Jan | Martin Kelly | 1 | Having an electronic signature in a shockingly gay font and colour | Clara |
| 25th Jan | Nick Heathcote | 1 | Email irrelevance of Terry F*uckwit proportion | Self Confessed |
| 22nd Jan | Jules Bury | 1 | Poor and petulant squadmanship - teddy and toys thrown out over a squad members steering (Wilko) then went booing to Paddy | Andy Green |
| 22nd Jan | Pete Land | 1 | Being a gentleman rower - lieing in and rocking up for second outing only | Self Confessed |
| 18th Jan | Phil Longstaff | 1 | Unsafe use of ergo - too much sweat causing loss of control of handle | Self Confessed |
| 24th Jan | Rory Maxwell | 1 | Falling off the Swiss Ball whilst doing sit-ups! | Grandad |
| 24th Jan | Brian Salisbury | 1 | Falling off the Swiss Ball whilst doing sit-ups! | Brock |
| 24th Jan | Charlie Fisher | 1 | Grammatically challenged and pompous emails | Dooley |
| 23rd Jan | Paddy | 1 | Disrupting power strokes outing by daydreaming in launch | Self Confessed |
| 23rd Jan | Larry Wells | 3 | Diabolical farting without compunction, each outing | Roger Hirst |
| 23rd Jan | Andy Green | 2 | Gay posturing whilst talking excessively to a bird in the crew room | Tom EM |
| 23rd Jan | Richard Ward | 1 | Sporting a gay limberjack look in the crew room | Tom EM |
| 23rd Jan | Roger Hirst | 1 | Wearing all-in-one over leggings. Very gay. | Simon Granshaw |
| 23rd Jan | Pete Wilson | 1 | Being a chav and having chuddy (chewing gum) in the boat | Self Nominated |
| 23rd Jan | Sean Everett | 1 | Late | |
| 22nd Jan | Jules Bury | 1 | Steering into another boat | Wilko |
| 22nd Jan | Sean Everett | 1 | Late | |
| 22nd Jan | Ollie Watkins | 1 | Late | |
| 22nd Jan | Dave Philips | 1 | Late | |
| 22nd Jan | Simon Granshaw | 1 | Late | |
| 22nd Jan | Olly Raisbeck | 3 | Farting with abandon | Tom EM |
| 21st Jan | Martin Kelly | 0.3 | Return receipt response | Committee |
| 21st Jan | Charlie Fisher | 1 | Being soft wanting to rock up at 9am - like Vesta! | Whole Squad |
| 17th Jan | Brian Salisbury | 1 | Dementia - calling Alastair Blyth 'James' throughout circuit session | Jules |
| 16th Jan | Kat | 1 | Psyching out her Remenham crew by calling the opposition supermen | Paddy |
| 17th Jan | Olly Raisbeck | 1 | Failing completely to follow circuit order causing a stoppage | Grandad |
| 16th Jan | Larry Wells | 1 | Excessive eagerness to talk to a bird whilst team mates derigging boat | Grandad |
| 16th Jan | Andy Green | 1 | Negative comment in
boat just prior to start of race "jeepers molesey are huge |
Jules |
| 15th Jan | Martin Kelly | 1 | Leaving boat loading early to look at wedding venues | Julia |
| 15th Jan | Brian Salisbury | 1 | Leaving with Martin | Self Nominated |
| 15th Jan | Clara | 1 | Sporting an Uma Thurman celebrity makeover in the boat | Andy Green |
| 15th Jan | Andy Green | 1 | Farting during squad talk by Paddy | Everybody |
| 15th Jan | Roger Hirst | 1 | Starting the season in January | Paddy |
| 15th Jan | NGH | 1 | Ignoring repeated requests to attend post outing meeting | Grandad |
| 15th Jan | Pete Wilson | 1 | Late | |
| 15th Jan | Tom Edwards Moss | 1 | Late | |
| 15th Jan | Clara | 1 | Holding hands with male member | Jules |
| 15th Jan | Martin Kelly | 1 | Farting in boat during an outing | Grandad |
| 14th Jan | Martin Kelly | 0.2 | Return receipt response | Committee |
| 13th Jan | Tommo | 1 | Breaking an ergo and injurying himself in the process | Ben Prior |
| 13th Jan | Tommo | 1 | Farting with a vengence next to squad members in the middle of an ergo 'piece' | Jules |
| 13th Jan | Dave Philips | 1 | Unimaginative and panacheless lying to coach. Confirmed he trains locally then | Grandad |
| 13th Jan | Ollie Watkins | 1 | Poor squadmanship. Asking for more training and prompting Paddy to give it. | Pete Land |
| 11th Jan | Pritch | 1 | Unashamedly owning and wearing 80's pre-chav splash top | Tommo |
| 11th Jan | Brian Salisbury | 1 | Wearing minging kit on non-minging kit day | Lovelegs |
| 10th Jan | Olly Raisbeck | 1 | Not sweating and still breathing normally at the end of the circuit | Grandad |
| 10th Jan | Brock Bergius | 1 | Falling off the Swiss Ball whilst doing sit-ups! | Grandad |
| 9th Jan | Charlie Fisher | 1 | Failing to control his HRM, admitting it slipped down during a piece. | Grandad |
| 9th Jan | Tommo | 1 | Wearing GB kit and not rowing in the top boat | Grandad |
| 9th Jan | Andy Green | 1 | Turning up ridiculously early and not telling Paddy | Grandad |
| 9th Jan | Bryan Hoffman | 1 | Catching a crab | Grandad |
| 9th Jan | Ben Turner | 1 | Late | |
| 8th Jan | Andy Wilkins | 1 | Spitting on himself during outing (twice) | Grandad |
| 8th Jan | Andy Wilkins | 1 | Spitting on crew mate during outing | Grandad |
| 19th Dec | Martin Kelly | 0.3 | Return receipt response | Committee |
| 19th Dec | Brian Salisbury | 1 | Having too much 'plum puds' stuffing and being sick | Committee |
| 19th Dec | Nick Heathcote | 1 | Going commando in drinking games | Committee |
| 19th Dec | Tom Edwards Moss | 1 | Not putting cock on bar when ordering a drink | Committee |
| 19th Dec | Andy Green | 5 | Leaving drinks before even drinking | Committee |
| 19th Dec | Jules Bury | 1 | Leaving drinks early | Committee |
| 19th Dec | Tom Edwards Moss | 1 | Leaving drinks early | Committee |
| 19th Dec | Ben Turner | 1 | Throwing up during outing | Committee |
| 18th Dec | Charlie Fisher | 1 | Being a girl and asking for a lie in | Committee |
| 18th Dec | Andy Green | 1 | Being a girl and asking for a lie in | Committee |