CLICK HERE TO LISTEN

TICKETT TO STEER
(With apologies to The Beatles)

I think we've just missed a tree
the third one today, yeah
The boat that Graham didn't see
Is right in the way, yeah

We've got Graham Tickett to steer
We've got Graham Tickett to ste-e-eer
We've got Graham Tickett to steer
But he don't care

We think his catches are late
and slowing us down, yeah
The boat just never goes straight
when he is around, yeah

We've got Graham Tickett to steer
We've got Graham Tickett to ste-e-eer
We've got Graham Tickett to steer
But he don't care

I don't know why his hands are so slow
He oughta spin fast,
he oughta spin fast, like me
Before he finds heís losing his seat

We've got Graham Tickett to steer
We've got Graham Tickett to ste-e-eer
We've got Graham Tickett to steer
and we donít care
we donít care

(Repeat chorus till Graham says it's not funny any more, then repeat some more)

back to the homepage