Dave demonstrates his legendary technique for getting a woman damp.
Lyon emerged triumphant in Louise's knickers. 'He's fast, he's bloody fast,' said the astonished Twickenham girl.
Lou "Oh my God! This Thames water is making all my hair fall out"
Dave "You think that's bad, my clothes have all disintegrated - lucky I'm wearing my asbestos posing pouch!"
A dose of the crabs was just enough to persuade Dave to take a soothingly cool dip in the rat infested Thames
Is that a thorn a feel in my lion?
David dons his oldest and biggest pair of Y-fronts in an effort to stem the tide of panting women moving towards him. Until Oct 1st, those "women in waiting" will have to do just that, as David will tell you himself "I like to take September off, I need a break, know what I mean".
Louise: Oh no I’ve forgotten my cap and he’s forgotten to go to the clinic again.
Lou:- "Oh No! I can't believe they didn't cast you in "Notting Hill" ,that Welsh bloke was crap! "Dave:- "Well at least they let me keep the PANTS"
Don't fancy yours much, Louise.
It's all just too much for me Dave, I can't take it anymore
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