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EMPACHER IV
(With apologies to Janis Joplin)

Oh Lord, wonít you buy us an Empacher Four?
with nice comfy seats so our butts donít get sore
Weíre stuck with an Aylings, and itís such a bore
Oh Lord, wonít you buy us an Empacher Four

Oh Lord, won't you find me, a miracle cure
I row in my sleep so, my strokes will be pure
But despite all my effort my seat's not secure
Oh Lord won't you find me, a miracle cure

Oh Lord, wonít you buy us a new Concept 2
Weíre counting on you Lord, the whole of your crew
Prove that you love us, itís what you must do
Oh Lord, wonít you buy us a new concept 2

Everybody!

Oh Lord, wonít you buy us an Empacher Four?
with nice comfy seats so our butts donít get sore
Weíre stuck with an Aylings, and itís such a bore
Oh Lord, wonít you buy us an Empacher Four

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