TOP OF THE POTS As a homage to TwRC member and assistant producer of Top of The Pops - the one and only Mr Haydn Davies... Underground brings you a selection of Chart topping, toe-tapping rowing songs to brighten up those after race sing songs. (With thanks to: Ray; Rachel; Steve; Stephen; Oli; Alex; Sue; Liz H; Liz T; Charles; Andrea; Sam; Gail-bird; Nick P; Brendan G; Mark W; Stephen B; the Dawg boat; Ray & Rachel, Brendan, Ben, Mike S-J, Keyth, Ian S, Kirsty, Matthew S and everyone else who put their oar in)

SONG TITLE (click to view)	(with apologies to..)
Our Catch	Elton John
Sculling Man	Elton John
Tanner's Claws	Joe Harris
Least Favourite Things	Julie Andrews
I Never Wanna Row With You	Dusty Springfield
Lightweight Rowers	Pulp
Eat Curry Be Happy	Bobby McFerrin
Here's Regatta Everybody!	Slade
Do They Know It's Walton Head	Band Aid
The Wild Rower	The Dubliners
Andy Knee-Robinson	Simon and Garfunkel
Marty's Way	Frank Sinatra
All By Myself	Eric Carmen
Every Beer you Take	The Police
Bowside is Down	The Stranglers
Oh hell! Can't the Four Hear?	The Eagles
Row this Way	Run DMC and Aerosmith
Rowing's There For You	The Rembrandts
Coxless	The Corrs
Blame it on the Rigging	Jackson 5
You've Lost that Lock-on Feeling	The Righteous Brothers
Pane of Glass	Blondie
Crustacean Rhapsody (version 1)	Queen
Bows feeling a bit crap today (version 2)	Queen
All I Want is a Pot	The cast of Grease
Pee in the River	Adam and the Ants
Purple Haze	Jimi Hendrix
Wearing That Lycra One Piece	Ricky Martin
Sculler	Michael Jackson
Rowing in a Pair	Bon Jovi
Baggy One-piece	Madness
Mad World	Tears For Fears
Portaloo	Abba
Robin Williams only light blue crew	Sgt Pepper
My Beloved Boat Club	Eels
Sorrow	Pink Floyd
Four Outings in one day	Crowded house
Coxing with sun in my eyes	Ultravox
The day we tried to train	Ocean Colour Scence
Nottingham City	Guns and Roses
Stampfli Double (brand new oars)	The Wurzels
The Muppet Eight	The Muppets
You're So Lame	Carly Simon
I Will Survive	Gloria Gaynor
Ergo Queen	Abba
Are you Sculling Tonight?	Elvis
Should I Scull or Should I Row?	The Clash
U.T.R.C	Village People
How Deep is Your Catch	Bee Gees
When You do Nothing at All	Ronan Keating
I Raced the Lea	The Clash
Don't you want me Mervyn?	The Human League
Every-ergo Hurts	REM
Re-Rig my Four	Take That
Wake me up before you go-row	Wham
Ergo Wizard	The Who
We're Racing Thames	The Weathergirls
Rowin' in the Wind	Bob Dylan
Henley	Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber
I Heard It Through The Grapevine	Marvin Gaye
I Don't Like Ergos	Boomtown Rats
The Ergs Don't Work	The Verve
Heaven knows I'm miserable now	The Smiths
Imagine	John Lennon
Senior Girl	Billy Joel
You could mend the hole again	Atomic Kitten
Thank You for the Rowing	Abba
With ot Without Two	U2
Never Ever	All Saints
Raw-Hands	Frankie Laine
Row Rage	Catatonia
The Boat my Father Rowed	The Loyal Orange Order
Dark Haired Ego Guy	Don McClean
Tickett to Steer	The Beatles
Empacher Four	Janis Joplin
Hey Frank	The Beatles
Girls In Fours	Duran Duran
Killing me Softly	Roberta Flack
Kayleigh	Marillion
Like a Novice	Madonna
I Touch Myself	The Divinyls
Rowing in our VIII	Madness
Henley	William Blake
The Black Velvet Band	The Dubliners
When the Rowing gets Tough	Billy Ocean
I'm Not Lightweight	10cc
Over-Reach	Gabrielle
I Won't Let The Coach go Blaming Me	Nik Kershaw

If you have any suggestions for lyrical changes that will make these even better
(if that's possible), or if you would like to submit a song of your own re-writing,
please e-mail us at Underground@twrc.org