I rowed my single through your saxboard last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I smashed my rigger on your bows that's quite right
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you're avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need
Cuz I got a brand new Stampfli double
Will you come out with me?
Come on now let's scull together
In perfect harmony
Bring those lovely Crokers
And we'll rate 33
Now I got a brand new Stampfli Double
Will you come out with me?
I'll stick with you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave wins and medals
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll move you darlin'
It won't be a chore
But what I need the most
Is all those lovely oars
Cuz I got a brand new Stampfli double
Will you come out with me?
Come on now let's scull together
In perfect harmony
Bring those lovely Crokers
And we'll rate 33
Now I got a brand new Stampfli Double
Will you come out with me?
Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all
For seven long years I've been alone in my boat
Eat, sleep in my single, a sculler afloat
Now I've bought a double, would you change your mind
I'll even wash my rowing kit from time to time
Cuz I got a brand new Stampfli double
Will you come out with me?
Come on now let's scull together
In perfect harmony
Bring those lovely Crokers
And we'll rate 33
Now I got a brand new Stampfli Double
Will you come out with me?
Weren't we a grand couple in that mixed double race
I wore brand new socks and me towelling shorts
In your new racing lycra with your perfume smelling grand
We won a pot and got to sit up there in the stand
Cuz I got a brand new Stampfli double
Will you come out with me?
Now that we're both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and just race at Vet D
Cuz I got a brand new Stampfli double
And you can row with me
Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your
oars
