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I TOUCH MYSELF
(With apologies to The Divinyls)

I love myself
I want you to stroke me
When I row at bow
I want you before me
I steer myself
I want no crews behind me
I forget technique
I need you to remind me

I don't do anything else
When I think about crew
I touch myself
I don't do anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who keeps me rating forty
You're the one who keeps in time
When you're around I'm always winning
I want to make gold mine

I open my eyes
And see you before me
I dye my hair
so you won't ignore me
My fans can see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd pull any erg for you

I don't do anything else
When I think about crew
I touch myself
I don't do anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I love myself
I want you to stroke me
When I row at bow
I want you before me
I steer myself
I want no crews behind me
I forget technique
I need you to remind me

I don't do anything else
When I think about crew
I touch myself
I don't do anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

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