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I'M NOT LIGHTWEIGHT
(With apologies to 10cc)

I'm not lightweight, so don't forget it.
It's just a silly phase I'm going through.
And just because I lost some weight
Don't get me wrong, don't think I'm in the crew
I'm not lightweight, no no, it's because...

I like rice cakes, but then again,
That doesn't mean food means that much to me.
So when I'm tired, don't make a fuss -
Don't tell my coach about the laxatives
I'm not lightweight, no no, it's because...

I keep your scales beside the wall.
They hide a nasty stain that's lying there.
So don't you ask me to give 'em back.
I know you know fat doesn't mean that much to me.
I'm not lightweight, no no, it's because...

Ooh, I'm sure I've gained weight tonight.
Ooh, I'm sure I've gained weight

I'm not lightweight, I'm not lightweight

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