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YOU'RE SO LAME - in memory of Mr Liam "Lame" Corrigan...
(With apologies to Carly Simon)

You walked into the boathouse,
as if you could really row
Your hands strategically placed upon your hips
Your belly it hung so low
You had one eye on the mirror
as you watched yourself ergo
All the girls dreamed that you'd put your clothes on
You'd put your clothes on, and....

You're so lame,
you probably think that we're gonna miss you
You're so lame,
I'll bet you think that we're gonna miss you
Don't you? Don't you?

You started several years ago,
when Ross was still quite na´ve
He said you and Charles made such a pretty pair
And you threatened you'd never leave
But you gave in to the things you love
and one of them was beer
I heard some tales there were three in a duvet
Three in a duvet, andůů

You're so lame,
you probably think that we're gonna miss you
You're so lame,
I'll bet you think that we're gonna miss you
Don't you? Don't you?

I hear you went up to Peterborough,
and your crew almost won
So you flashed your arse to the guys in the tent
There was a total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be some of the time
And when you're not you're in
The Eel Pie or the Tup with a close friend
Tup with a close friend, andů.

You're so lame,
you probably think that we're gonna miss you
You're so lame,
I'll bet you think that we're gonna miss you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

You're so lame,
you probably think that we're gonna miss you
You're so lame,
I'll bet you think that we're gonna miss you
You're so lame,
I'll bet you think that we're gonna miss you

You're so lame (so lame)
I'll bet you think that we're gonna miss you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

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