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TANNER'S CLAWS
(With apologies to Joe Harris)

Oh! You better not dive,
You better not sky,
You better not skive,
I'm telling you why:
Tanner's claw's are cutting your grant!

Gotta win that race,
Gotta be a star,
Or your salary pays for David's car.
Tanner's claws are cutting your grant!

He knows when you are sick,
Each trial you avoid,
If you don't keep performing,
You'll soon be unemployed!

Oh! You better not dive,
You better not sky,
You better not skive,
I'm telling you why:
Tanner's claw's are cutting your grant!

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