Results of Competition No1.
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"I wish we could have all this beer to ourselves eh Matt? After all, this is the only reason we are in the rowing club isn’t it? I mean , its not as if we do any consistent training or win anything is it?
...so then I bent over like this and he...who's that bugger taking photos??
'The Tiger' Anderson shows no remorse after mugging a local three-year-old for her paddling pool. 'Aye man, he smacked her one. But we need it more than the bairn wus rowers like,' says Hypocromarty
There’s got to be something here that will dilute the super-glue on Matt’s lips
A rare shot indeed, this time of Matt and Tony, seen here limbering up before one of their by now famous snogging sesions. Matt told the photographer ,I leave the energetic stuff to Tony, he prefers to be on top, but I do like top out like Im doing now, it proves for a much wider kiss".
Matt and Tony prepare for their presentation to the Twickenham riverside re-development committee, on alternative uses for the old swimming pool site
Where are they, Damn it Matt, I asked you to pack my grey plimsoles, you know they go really nicely with these white tennis shorts, and where’s my pink sunvisor and wristbands?"
Don’t laugh Matt, you know sticking beer bottles up my nose is the only way I can stop one of my famous nose bleeds.......and I can feel one coming on
you know Matt, its really funny how I can touch my toes before drinking loads a beer, but can’t after, really weird that, ha ha, look I can do it now alright!"
I’m not sure if it’s my Achilles, hamstring or piles or if I`m coming down with a cold but I don’t feel well. How do you feel Tony?
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