Results of Competition No2.
Results of Competition No1.
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"So I said shut your f***ing mauf you f***ing c**t you couldn't f***ing drink the f***ing club cat under the f***ing table you f***ing shandy drinking t**t. Anyway, who's f***ing round is it - it's not f***ing mine I got the f***ing last one in. Come on Merv you f***ing tight arsed bas***d get the f***ing beers in. What you f***ing looking at aint you ever seen a geezer wearing his birds f***ing pyjamas."
Ross finally admitted his yearning to become the magenta power ranger
My stomach was out here before I turned in to a ponce and started drinking white wine
Oh no !! He's fucking the invisible woman again.
I think I`ve just followed through.
Due to a car accident Ross could no longer tell the difference between a half erect tent and Pamela Anderson
Shit what’s happening? I just woke up in my tent and assumed I was back in my army training days. I better nip back to my tent and take my beret off before somebody notices. Shit that was a close shave. I thought it was looking a bit messy around here for training camp alright.
Eh - Calm down, calm down
Don't make me angry - you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!
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