DRESS CODE
As with all events in "the season" the rules on Dress at HRR are numerous. An important point to make is that the regatta itself does not have a dress code, indeed it is possible to watch racing over the majority of the course wearing whatever you want, however, if you want to get into certain areas at the regatta, there are distinct rules which must be adhered to, this can be summarised as: expensive for the ladies, and status for the gentlemen. Many of those who attend chose to dress up accordingly, even if they don't have tags for Stewards or Remenham, as it's seen as part of the day out and you never know when a tag might come your way.
The Rules
The rules for various areas of the regatta are reproduced below..
The Reality
Like most things in rowing, there is a recognised Blazer Heirarchy, although there are always some distinctive and garish (though very low-performance) rowing club blazers on display every year.
If attending all five days of the regatta, it is permissible to wear last year's Saturday outfit on Wednesday, as anyone who did see it you wearing it the year before, was probably too drunk to remember.
Handbags are greatly improved by the correct tagging. Metal tags are a bonus, but beware as borrowing a male's stewards enclosure badge may result in dire consequences if checked.
Hats. Despite what you may believe, are generally NOT worn by the majority of ladies at HRR. The rabbit is insistant that the wearing of large Ascot type headgear should be discouraged at all costs, for not only do they look silly, they also block the view of those who actually want to watch the racing
Shoes. Although there are no rules on footwear for any of the enclosures, it is worth remembering that those gorgeous Jimmy Choo's with 4inch spike heals which cost a month's salary may not look quite so gorgeous after a day of staggering around on soft grass. Please bear in mind that blisters can seriously compromise one's ability to enjoy both the racing and the social activity and the comments about wellington boots above hold equally true (if not more so) for ladies. A number of sensible ladies have been known to carry a spare pair of flat pumps around in their handbag for walking between enclosures.
Skirts. In years where split skirts or those which wrap around are fashionable, these are still a complete no-no, even if the split goes to the waist but the hem goes to the floor.
Tights are a faux pas and thick opaque ones doubly so. If you won't wear stockings then it's best to get a good leg wax, dish out the fake tan (avoiding orange streaks at all costs) and go bare. Thick socks are recommended for under-welly wear for added comfort.
Designer outfits, which don't quite reach the knee, can be got past the gate monitors by using the shuffle technique but REMEMBER to do the zip up after entry to prevent falling skirt syndrome.
Gently release the zip part way, then shrug the skirt onto the hips so as to ensure that the hem is at the knee, when arriving at the gate of the enclosure.
Luckily Rabbit doesn't have much difficulty in gaining access to most areas of the Royal Regatta, on account of the numerous Bunny Girls and Boys who look after him and the fact he has his own full fur body suit.
Others are not so lucky, ignore these rules at your own risk.
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In brief the rules are fairly simple:
[Leander, Stewards, Remenham]
Gentlemen will, without doubt, wear their Blazers with pride.
Despite the fact that it:
a) Is from Scunton Polytechnic third Eight of 1974 or a majorly low performance club
b) Covered in unusual or disgusting stains
c) As tatty as can be.
d) No longer buttons across their expansive midriff, as they have put on 10 inches around the waist since they bought it.
BLAZER HIERARCHY
LADIES
Non Rowing Related blazer with an embroidered pocket – even if accompanied by Top Rowing Club Tie.
The more high profile your male partner the higher the spend necessary on your outfit ! As ever, for maximum effect, the whole outfit has to be new, down to and including, the handbag. REMEMBER that if your Partner is someone who has actually won Henley or is well known in the rowing world, it is necessary to pay extra attention, as you will meet lots of people, some of whom might by be either dishy, rich, available or important to know. So accept it - that seven year old Laura Ashley number just won't do.
n.b this is clearly for health and safety reasons, as a flash of Thigh and Stocking top could easily cause premature deaths in the Stewards Enclosure (q.v.)
SHUFFLE TECHNIQUE
n.b. this tactic, though frequently successful, is dangerous if one tries to walk more than 25 paces without having re-adjusted the skirt and zip back to their normal position.
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