THE CAPTION COMPETITION - No. 4.

Can't say the judging committee was terribly impressed by any of this month's entries - so try a bit harder next time you 'orrible lot.

Power 10 NOW !!! Let's get this tug planing on the surface

Boys, you should be able to FEEL where the water is on the catch withOUT looking.

Right boys - this is as close as we can get to the feeling of racing at the Remenham Challenge

The boys began to question the Boat Fund treasurer's flight to the tropics upon the arrival of the "Emperor's new boat"...

A rare specimen of the once presumed extinct twickenham-menus-competitivus, as recently caught in South America. The lack of an external hard skeleton may shed some light on why this species almost died out in the late 1990s

Performance anxiety meant that the crew urinated in the boat before the eights head instead of the "over the side" tactic employed by the braver crews.

This year both Cambridge and Oxford trained hard for all possible contingencies, including sinking. This is, however, not considered very likely......

In an effort to stay with the calm waters that they had become accustomed to, the Twickenham Boys still managed to sink a boat in the pool.

The f*cking tank's flooded again.

ok, who farted and sank the boat then?

I can see the finish line!