THE CAPTION COMPETITION - No. 10



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Results of Competition No1.

  • Grandma, what a large amount of facial hair you have!
  • Mrs Mervyn "And what did this hand sign mean again young lady ?"

  • "Mother.." said Merv Bates

  • ....however when provoked the wild skunk will attack unmercilessly, rendering the victim helpless by wrapping itself round the head.

  • Little H "I didn't mean to laugh Mrs. Mervyn but it's true, you're son is the spitting image of you."

  • Do you think the cast of "Two Fat Ladies" could use me?

  • When I was a student, I used to row with American Indians and they didn't muck about with pots or medals... if they won, they would SCALP the other crew.

  • Mrs Mervyn "No no no young lady, not a banker, I said my son's a ...... !!"

  • Mervyn: What's the matter? Can't stand to be so close to such a sexy bitch?

  • Ooh Betty!

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