THE CAPTION COMPETITION - No. 9.



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Results of Competition No7.

Results of Competition No6.

Results of Competition No5.

Results of Competition No4.

Results of Competition No3.

Results of Competition No2.

Results of Competition No1.

  • Ross: G.B. squad. New technique. They draw through up to here.
  • Ross: Belinda's out on the water now give us a hug

  • The Captain little knew that he had pulled Merv's finger so many times that it was time to do some laundry. And yet he couldn't help but ask "What happens if I pull THIS?"

  • And the doctor said that my last sample was clear

  • Ross: You know that bit when you twirl me around and then I lean back and you catch me....well, can we try it with no clothes on now?
    Merv: Give it a rest mate, dont think my back would be up for it anyways, how about you twirl me around?

  • Rossco fails to justify his silver quiff.

  • I'll hit you if you tell anyone that I can't take my beer

  • Ross: So I says SHHAAAAATTT ITTTTTT you Caaaannnnt!

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