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It was the finals of the "Billy Mason look-a-like competition" and a favourite was slowly emerging... Due to excessive nudity, sexually suggestive positioning and obscene hand placement- this is all we may show you of this picture. At the auditions for "The Blair Witch Project"... ET.... Phone Home Pinky, from Pinky and the Brain, shaved his head and tried to make it in the world of rowing. Bender, an avid Children's TV watcher, wasn't fooled. Call me Benders again and I'll stick another boomerang up yer arse. "Looks like my cellmate forgot to take his medication again." Brian, what do you mean: "Can I spare a square?" ....and if you pull this string he picks his nose What Valium orgy? Benders: Why does my date smile like that every time he sees a police car? Brian demonstrates how he has to keep flashing his bright, toothy white smile to take the attention away from the F*CKING HIDEOUS shirt that he's wearing. You really should borrow Mervyn's wig! So you will let me take you out for a night of drunken debauchery? You won't regret it! Brian: I am so happy; Helen just said she'd go out with me one night.
Helen: If he thinks he's getting in my pants... he could very well be correct in this thought.HIM: Check our haircuts, mate - only 50p!!
HER: Yes, it WAS terrific value, but why aren't you wearing your free promotional beenie hat the barber gave us?And what have you been putting in your mouth to make those teeth so white! Are you really a man? I know something you don't!!! Nice chick.......shame about her mate.
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