THE CAPTION COMPETITION - No. 12
So if I wasn't pulling, and you weren't pulling... I'm too embarrased to row any more. Let go home and get out of these clothes. Have we arrived at the "Rave 'n Row" yet? How did that girl's crew manage to overtake us so easily? Ape evolves into man: Since almost coming to blows at the Molesey Regatta, Tim and Jamie settle their latest post-race differences with a civilized conversation. Tim mate, I'm telling you, it's wellies off for racing. for god's sake orangathug you're blade is on the other side you're strokside not bowside. Jamie: Hey Tim, when I turn around anti-clockwise like this, am I showing my best side-profile to the crew and spectators? Tim: Yeah yeah sure, you look great...and the Himalayan hat just sets the whole look off nicely mate.I've decided Im gonna lose the boots next outing, especially as those nasty pub-type girls in Richmond might still be there laughing at us.
Oi - I'm fed up with you ruining the air quality. Just 'cos I can't see you it doesn't mean you can drop one whilst we're racing! That banana was just starting to hit the spot before you pinched it. Jamie: You twat! You're meant to take your boots off for the race.
Thug: hasn't been a problem in training bow boy - actually, I think you'll find it enhances my technique.Wot do you mean, "It's not Dress Funny Day?" Whats that smell? Well, we're HERE, and the oppo's over THERE...how do they manage to get so far ahead each time? Tim: ug, ook Hurry the F**K up, Cheese! if you slide your leg up to the knee in poo bay one more time I'll give you a big sloppy kiss
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