THE CAPTION COMPETITION - No. 14



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Results of Competition No2.

Results of Competition No1.

  • Yes, that boy DID bounce quite high when I pushed him down the stairs, dint he?

  • You scrub up well coach. I can't see anything between your teeth or up your nose.

  • the pies have arrived lads

  • Tragic, yes, but we have every confidence that we can remove the perma-grin with modern surgical techniques. Or a few more beers

  • That's right. Keep smiling for this club publicity shot and no one gets hurt.

  • Rossco: I need an old priest and a young priest. We need to exorcise Tim. The power of christ compels you.
    Tim: Your mother sculls in hell.

  • Since we're never going to be competitive on technique or power, Tim here is modelling our new "All Black" kit, which we hope will scare the opposition into scratching

  • Two exhibits from the new Madame Tussauds "Dungeon of Comedy" show

  • Did you here the one about the Twickenham men coming in the top 100 in the HORR?"
    "Is that like the one about them qualifying for HRR?"

  • 'Ere, this lad says a typical kiwi eats, roots, shoots and leaves. Don't they eat worms and all, then?

  • What are we going to do this season, Rossco?
    Same thing we do every season, Tim. Try to win Henley.
    (it's a pinky and the brain reference, you uncultured swine..)

  • hey I'm trying to look like Phil Mitchell what's so funny?

  • CR: "YOU make me very happy."
    TN: "You make ME very happy."

  • "Cheesey?" "No. Kiwi."

  • Rossco spots a junior falling down the stairs and laughs uproarisously, while Tim gets possessed by an evil spirit

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