THE CAPTION COMPETITION - No. 15



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  • Suddenly Ross realised his ventriloquist dummy had been swapped for Tim - but gritting his teeth he bravely carried on his "gottle of geer" routine. Speaking later from casualty, Tim said he was aware of Ross's hands on approach but couldn't object at the time.

  • Tim explains how the plastic surgeons made him look like Mel Gibson for the stunt double role in Braveheart.

  • and if you don't shaaat the faaack up, i'll punch yer other teeth aaaht an all...

  • Wassa matter? You never seen a bloke with his underpants on his head before?

  • Ahhhm deeeeed seeexy. look at mah seeeexy bodeh!

  • I caught a crab so big it knocked my front teeth out and landed me in Glasgow.

  • Just off camera the really goofy looking one turned up

  • Rossco: You're very drunk, aren't you?
    Tim: Och Aye, Laddie.
    Rossco: You're out of the crew, fuck off.

  • Phil and Peggy mitchell, from Eastenders

  • och aye the nooooo.

  • Ross: you're drunk and an embarrasment. go home.

  • Will you marry me?

  • You are the weakest link.

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